And he can spell?

From time to time, Patrick regales his community with written essays on music theory (see Clash Theory: The Legacy of Strummer and Jones) and what can only be described as literary lessons in hilarity. The 2006 tome Parcipitation Volume 1 left such a cloud of noxious comedy over Seattle that it is still often talked about at little girls' pretend tea parties:

From Parcipitation (Sample)

How has language evolved since the time of that most-celebrated Bard of Avon, Ben Jonson? Well, here are a few examples to whet your appetite: At Parcipitation , Jif is not only a delicious sandwich-spread, (I prefer chunky), but also the nickname of our associate editor’s stupidly-attractive girlfriend. If she doesn’t make you want to pee nut butter, you may want to consider sleeping in a coffin for the next five million years.
Similarly, Shakespeare in the Park, that summer stalwart of community theatre, is defined as what you do when you have completed urinating at Yellowstone within these pages. Are you beginning to see my point?

The great Cartesian linguist Noam Chomsky would no doubt appreciate our efforts in developing deep structure within the leaves of this stoic, academic tome – that is, of course, if he really existed. For among the pulpy folds of this volume, Noam Chomsky is...yes, you guessed it!...an Alaskan monster that chews winter sports accessories! Well done!